she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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