i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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