Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
