Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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