shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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