so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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