My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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