shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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