You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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