whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My first STD was from a foam party
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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