eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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