normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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