Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize