Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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