it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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