a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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