i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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