gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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