That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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