I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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