ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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