Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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