some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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