Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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