If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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