3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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