I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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