D3 body, D1 cock
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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