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It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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