I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Even my vagina gasped.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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