He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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