There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
