i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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