Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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