physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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