There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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