We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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