Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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