she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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