I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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