Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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