the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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