ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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