porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
