I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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