did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
the raccoons are back...
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