Do you still have your period?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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