What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
