Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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