do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
we're so committed to being not committed
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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