evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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