he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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