How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
time to smoke my breakfast
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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