Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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