I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
